Whats jokes
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Memes
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!