Whats jokes
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Memes
omg look what homer said
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please