Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic