Whats jokes
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.