Whats jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.