Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Memes
I know
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!