Whats jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?