Whats jokes
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
really is there
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣