Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.