Whats jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.