Whats jokes
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Memes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪