Whats jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”