What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
