Whats jokes
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.