Whats jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I know
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.