Whats jokes

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

What age is served for breakfast?

What were the webs?

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?

A pistachio.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?

They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.