Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Memes
Happens every time
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.