Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What flowers are on your face?
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.