Whats jokes
Whatβs an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Memes
kayla?
Whatβs the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesnβt fart when you pull the meat out.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
What is yellow and canβt swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!