Whats jokes
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"