Whats jokes
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.