Whats jokes
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Memes
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?