Whats jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.