What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
