Whats jokes

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.