Whats jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Memes
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.