Whats jokes
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's brown and hurts your teeth? A chocolate? No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.