Whats jokes
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.