Whats jokes
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.