If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
