Whats jokes
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Memes
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!