Whats jokes

What's up with airline food?

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What is an emo's favorite game?

To delete Cut the Rope.

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.

A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.