What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
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What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
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What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
