Whats jokes
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.