Whats jokes
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Memes
What time do you call me tomorrow?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What animal lies? A lion.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.