Whats jokes
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!