Whats jokes
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"