Whats jokes
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
The mistletoaster
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.