Whats jokes
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"