Whats jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Memes
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.