Whats jokes
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
Memes
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.