Whats jokes
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is this wrong answers only
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"