Whats jokes
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”