Whats jokes
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Memes
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.