What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
