Whats jokes
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!