What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Whats Jokes
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
