Whats jokes
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.