Whats jokes

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What language do Asian Karen’s speak?

Demandarin.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?

A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.

What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

Downey.

A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!

I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.