Whats jokes
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Memes
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.