Whats jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.