Whats jokes

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.

What did the bird go to the hospital for?

For tweetment!

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner is wanted!

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

What do you call California during a forest fire?

Completely normal.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.