Whats jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!