Whats jokes
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
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Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.