So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Whats Jokes
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
