Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Movies now
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.