Whats jokes
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏