Whats jokes
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
kayla?
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?