Whats jokes
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
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What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.