Whats jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Memes
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.