Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…