What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Whats Jokes
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
