Whats jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Memes
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.