Whats

Whats jokes

Bear

    • Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

  • 1

    • NASA

    • Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

  • 2

    • Programmer

    • A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

    The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

    The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

    The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

  • 0
    • Whats memes

    Rape

    • What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

  • 7

    • Yo mama

    • Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

    Boy

    • A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

  • 0

    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

  • 2