Whats jokes
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the highest number?
420.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!