Whats jokes
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Memes
What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.