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What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
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What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
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What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.