Whats jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.