What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Whats Jokes
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
