Whats jokes
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.