Whats jokes
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Memes
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!