Whats jokes
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.