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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.