What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Whats Jokes
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
