Whats jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter; he's not coming.

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?

Names.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.

What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

"You better watch it!"

What did the penis say to its pee?

"Urine."

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?