Whats jokes
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!