Whats jokes
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
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What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.