To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
