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What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.