Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Whats Jokes
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
