Whats jokes
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.