Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.