Whats jokes
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.