Whats jokes
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Memes
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.