Whats jokes
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What is the bus?
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."