Whats jokes

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

What creature takes the most medicine?

Caterpillar.

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What is the difference between me and cancer?

My mom did beat cancer.

What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

What is one word orphans can't spell?

Family.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

What do you call a cow with no legs?

A cow with no legs.