Whats jokes
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What is an egg?
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.