Whats jokes
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Memes
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.