Whats jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.