Whats jokes
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"