Whats jokes
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Memes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."