Whats jokes
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"