What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
