Whats jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!