Whats jokes
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂