Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.