Whats jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.