What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
