Whats jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.