Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is the bus?
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Memes
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.