Whats jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"