Whats jokes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
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What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.