Whats jokes
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.