Whats jokes

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?

A. I have too many problems.

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

What's yellow and can’t swim?

Your dead fish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?

There is no difference.

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?

Ilean.

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?

The SPACE BAR!

What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?

His Internet.

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Little boy: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Little boy: Your parents.

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?