Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Memes
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.