Whats jokes

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You can hang the picture with one nail.