What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Whats Jokes
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
