Whats jokes
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What game did knights play most often?
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)