Whats jokes
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Memes
posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is the bus?
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."