Whats jokes
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.