Whats jokes
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.