Whats jokes
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.