Whats jokes
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.