Whats jokes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.