Whats jokes
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...