Whats jokes
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽