Whats jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.