Whats jokes
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
Memes
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.