What ended in 1999? 1998.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
