Whats jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Memes
aliens
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!