Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!