Whats jokes
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Memes
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.