If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
