Whats jokes
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.