Whats jokes
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What age is served for breakfast?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger