Whats jokes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Memes
So true
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.