Whats jokes
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.