Whats jokes
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Memes
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.