Whats jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?