What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
