Whats jokes
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Memes
omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.