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Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

    I say, "Your parents."

    Orphan

    • What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

    Whats memes

    Burrito

    • The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

    A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

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    • Plane

    • I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

    He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

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