Whats jokes
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.