Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.