Whats Jokes

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting it in.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

What did Tennessee?

Same thing that Arkansas did.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

What goes white, black, white, black, red?

A zebra falling down the stairs.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled legs and toes.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

What do you call a goat?

A goat.

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!