Whats jokes
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.