Whats jokes
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.