Whats jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
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What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣