Whats jokes
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.