Whats jokes
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.