Whats jokes

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

What did the meditating egg say?

A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

What did the icicle say to the snow?

"Why do you have to be so soft?"

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!