Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What’s the opposite of poo?
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.