Whats jokes

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

Stuart Little got chosen!

GF: What do you think of our love?

BF: Count the stars in the sky.

GF: Aww... It's infinity!

BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.

What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?

Apples get picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"