Whats jokes
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ
Memes
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.