Whats jokes
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!