Whats jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Memes
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-