Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What is your address?
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.