Whats jokes
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)