Whats jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
henderson what the helllllll are you doing
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂