Whats jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.