Whats jokes
What’s big and black on the road?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Umm, what joke should I make?
oh no
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.