Whats jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
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What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.