Whats jokes

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.