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Whats jokes

Difference

    • What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

    You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

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    • Whats memes

    Teacher

    • My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

    I said, "Paper."

    She said, "Really?"

    I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

    Song

    • What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

    ~they're both a dick in a box.

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    • Tire

    • What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

    A tire.

    (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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    • Wife

    • What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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    • Asylum

    • There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”

    Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”

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