Whats jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Memes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."