What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Whats Jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
