So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Whats Jokes
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
