Whats jokes
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Memes
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.