Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Memes

Chandelier

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

Hospital

Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

Orphan

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Asian

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Hand

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Yeast infection

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Orphan

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

Son

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Worm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛