Whats jokes
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What's 1 + 1?
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!