Whats jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.