Whats jokes
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...