Whats jokes
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.