Whats jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
cane sauce
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.