Whats jokes
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.