Whats jokes
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What's 1 + 1?
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!