Whats jokes
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Memes
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.