Whats jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.