Whats jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.