What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
