Whats jokes
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.