what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
