Whats jokes
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Who did that
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.