Whats jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"