What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
whats the difference between onions and babys?
i cry when i cut onions.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what's that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
