What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
