Whats jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.