Whats jokes
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What has it?
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"