Whats jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!