Whats jokes
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.
So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.