Whats jokes
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What happen to shrek
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.