Whats jokes
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.