Whats jokes

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?

Bananas and Rice.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

What time is it?

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Why aren't orphans good at poker?

Because they don't know what a "full home" is!

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?

Was your birthday?

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.