Whats jokes
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!