Whats jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Low taper fade
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.