Whats jokes
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"