Whats jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."