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What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.