Whats jokes
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.