Whats jokes
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!