Whats jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call James, James?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!