Whats jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What's the time?
How would I know?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
I know
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.