Whats jokes
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.