Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.