Whats jokes

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?

They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?