Whats jokes
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.