Whats jokes
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.