Whats jokes
What is baseball?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What were the webs?
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!