Whats jokes
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?
You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."