Whats jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.

So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?

Only one is wanted.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.