Whats jokes
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.