Whats jokes
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Memes
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What canβt orphans do in baseball? Go to home.