Whats jokes
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Memes
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”