Whats jokes
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.