Whats

Whats jokes

Cow

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

Memes

Politics

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Dog

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Egg

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Difference

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Cucumber

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Orphan

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Portal

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Helen Keller

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

Cop

What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?

"Orange is the new black."

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Sandpaper

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”