Whats jokes
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did Obama ask Trump?
My sister every morning
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s big and black on the road?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.