Whats jokes
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."