Whats jokes
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.