Whats jokes
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Memes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?