What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
