Whats jokes
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.