Whats jokes
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Sadly 😢
What did I do with the internet?
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.