Whats jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

What's 1 + 1?

My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...

What happened?

Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"