Whats jokes
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."