Whats jokes

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!