What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Whats Jokes
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
