Whats jokes
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!