Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Memes
What is eh on abt
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.