Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What color is your Bugatti?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.