Whats jokes
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Memes
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."