Whats jokes
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.