Whats jokes
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.