Whats jokes
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"