Whats jokes
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.