Whats jokes
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Memes
What Pringels see
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."