Whats jokes
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.