Whats jokes
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Funny Test Answers #6
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!