Whats jokes
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Memes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.