Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.