Whats jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."