Whats jokes
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Memes
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.