Whats jokes
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!