Whats jokes
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Memes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.