Whats jokes
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What color is your Bugatti?