Whats jokes
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."