Whats jokes
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.