What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
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What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
