Whats jokes
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Memes
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.