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What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? π€ͺ π
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
*Cough cough*
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! π€£π¦π¦π¦π¦
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. ππβ€οΈ
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!π
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.