What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Whats Jokes
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
