Whats jokes
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."