Whats jokes
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.