Whats jokes
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Memes
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.