Whats jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What color is your Bugatti?
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Memes
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁