Whats jokes
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Memes
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.