Whats jokes
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.