A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Whats Jokes
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
