Whats jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."