Whats jokes
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.