Whats jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.