Whats jokes
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.