Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Whatβs a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Memes
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."