Whats jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.