Whats jokes
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Memes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."