Whats jokes
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Memes
What a nice floor we got here
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"