Whats jokes
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
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What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.