Whats jokes
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
cane sauce
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.