Whats jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Memes
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.