Whats

Whats jokes

Van

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

Idiot

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

Onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

Memes

Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

Mexican

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

A: Alien vs. Predator.

Joker

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Cremation

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Dog

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"