Whats jokes
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.