Whats jokes
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.