Whats jokes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.