What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
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What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
