Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.