Whats jokes

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What's a prisoner's favorite game?

Hangman!

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture your bedtime.

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.