Whats jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Memes
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.