What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Whats Jokes
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
