Whats jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

Doctor: You need new glasses.

Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.

Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious.

What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?

Nothing, the pee is silent.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

What do you call a clever clock?

Clockwise.

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?

A pan-duh.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"