Whats jokes
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.