Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.