Whats jokes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Memes
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!