Whats jokes
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.