Whats jokes
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.