Whats jokes

What do you call a snail without a shell?

Dead.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.

Patient: What's the bad news?

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What's the really bad news?

Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

What if your Corona test is neutral?

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?

Spasticelastic.

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.