Whats jokes
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"