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What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.