Whats jokes
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Memes
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!