Whats jokes
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.