Whats jokes
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.