Whats jokes
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.