Whats jokes
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What flowers are on your face?
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.