Whats jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Memes
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.