Whats jokes
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What flowers are on your face?
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.