Whats jokes
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.