Whats jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Memes
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."