Whats jokes
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Hm, free food
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What picture is that?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.