Whats jokes
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Whats up brother
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What flowers are on your face?
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!