Whats jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.