Whats jokes
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.