What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Whats Jokes
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
