Whats jokes
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.