Whats jokes
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Memes
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.