Whats jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.