Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. I hate my life.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.