Whats jokes
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.