Whats jokes
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What ended in 1999? 1998.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"