Whats jokes
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.