Whats jokes
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!