Whats jokes
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.