Whats jokes
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"