Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
