Whats jokes
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Well.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.