Whats jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"