Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Memes
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.