Whats jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"