Whats jokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Memes
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockđź–¤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)