Whats jokes
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Memes
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."