Whats jokes

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

What movie does an orphan hate?

- No Way Home.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?

One of them is used.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.