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What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.