Whats jokes
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What flowers are on your face?
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
Memes
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.