Whats jokes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.