Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.