Whats jokes
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!