Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Memes
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.