Whats jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.